Bourdain Quotes

Change:  woman. I would like to know her."37. "Daddy's a badddddd man!"38. "Like French kissing your dead grandmother."39. "Like the scent of a long-dead relative."40. "Every day I google Keith Richards. If he's still alive, my health plan is working."   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 887)

Change:  all things delicious." 36. On Rachel Ray, from a 2006 Salon.com interview: "If I ever saw her getting trashed on Old Crow, pistol-whipping a vegan after a bar crawl, I would think, "That's an interesting woman. I would like to know her."37. "Daddy's a badddddd man!"   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 854)

Change: hippinehippie deep inside me waiting to get out...Now where did I put my Birkenstocks?"34. In the Jamaica episode: "If you can't find it in Coronation Market you can stop looking!"35. "...An apocalyptic onslaught of all things delicious."36. On Rachel Ray, from   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 848)

Change: stop looking!"35. "...An apocalyptic onslaught of all things delicious."36. On Rachel Ray, from a 2006 Salon.com interview: "If I ever saw her getting trashed on Old Crow, pistol-whipping a vegan after a bar crawl, I would think, "That's an interesting woman. I would like to know her."   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 848)

Change:  Fromme on that piggy's ass".33. In the Malaysia episode: "Oh yeah, there's a hippine deep inside me waiting to get out...Now where did I put my Birkenstocks?"34. In the Jamaica episode: "If you can't find it in Coronation Market you can stop looking!"   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 798)

Change: 29. "Oh, what a wonderful town. Bars are open twenty-four hours. Nearly everyone seems to drink heavily (I'm told that if you mention New Orleans as a residence, you go right to the head of the line at Betty Ford)..."30. "He may not know the term monter au beurre   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 717)

Change: concernedconcerned with your state of readiness for the coming rush. Is your mise-en-place properly restocked, my brother?'" (Kitchen Confidential, on kitchen language)14. "Did he said rainbow of pork?"15. ""R rightight now I've got a deer tick the size   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 607)

Change:  **&*&%$ head off!" "Bad Santa!"24. "This is wrong on so many levels"25. "This is the worst meal I have ever had" refering to the rotted fermented shark he ate while in Iceland26. "Fred, Mutha-F**king Astaire...bia*tc*" - Dancing over bamboo sticks in Vietnam.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 595)

Change: I just have to have it.22. "YOUR body might be a temple - mine is an amusement park." (Kitchen Confidential)23. "Presents late this year kids? That's because Santa cut Rudolph's **&*&%$ head off!" "Bad Santa!"24. "This is wrong on so many levels"   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 560)

Change:  did to Poland."20. "When packing a picnic, Always carry the boose on your person." Iceland episode.21. I just know that it's so good that I just have to have it.22. "YOUR body might be a temple - mine is an amusement park." (Kitchen Confidential)   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 535)