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"By way of penance, I foolishly allowed myself to be tasered. Imagine a railroad spike being jammed into an open nerve. The word pain does not describe the experience. This was taken just after. I may look like I'm smiling--but I just finished screaming like a 12-year-old girl."
Season 3/Los Angeles
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"And this is how we goose snarky tv hosts who think they know better!" says the LA enforcement posse. ~artnlit2
Tony poses for a photo as he is lead back to his padded cell after reviewing the final video submitted for the "Fan-atic" contest-Silabag
The things I do for high ratings!
- Skunkboy
Tony squeals,"NO!!You are not going to take a picture while i am being escorted out by officers for indecent exposure in the premesis" just as he is escorted out by officers for running around in just undies..(He was forced to dress back in clothes before they could accost him out .)
After being tasered, Tony wonders if this is what it feels like to be a vegatarian.
Too many margaritas during "Happy Hour".
Tony, upon arrival at LA County jail, being told by Bubba, "Yo' my bitch now!"
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Tony has just been told that after the Zimmer show he and Rachael Ray will be doing a Iron Chef episode and the "secret " ingredient is pork belly. Like the fatted lamb to the slaughter baby... - -Chris MushallTony being escorted by LA S.W.A.T after trying to torch a Vegan Restaurant. - Eric Rowse
"Don't Taze Me, Bro!" ~laurier14
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"By way of penance, I foolishly allowed myself to be tasered. Imagine a railroad spike being jammed into an open nerve. The word pain does not describe the experience. This was taken just after. I may look like I'm smiling--but I just finished screaming like a 12-year-old girl." Season 3/Los Angeles
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"And this is how we goose snarky tv hosts who think they know better!" says the LA enforcement posse. ~artnlit2
Tony poses for a photo as he is lead back to his padded cell after reviewing the final video submitted for the "Fan-atic" contest-Silabag
The things I do for high ratings!
After a couple more shocks at 12,000 volts, Tony became a fully "indoctrinated", green-wearing, antique-collecting, Hampton-summerin' member of Martha Stewart's Territorial Army™.
- Skunkboy
Tony squeals,"NO!!You are not going to take a picture while i am being escorted out by officers for indecent exposure in the premesis" just as he is escorted out by officers for running around in just undies..(He was forced to dress back in clothes before they could accost him out .)
Caption by Guacamole c'est si bon
WOW! DID YOU SEE THE RACK ON HER!
Tony was just informed that he was about to have his testicles removed on national television. He was apprehended trying to make a getaway.
| Tony had finally discovered why the pig screamed so much in Portugal when it realised it's fate. |
After being tasered, Tony wonders if this is what it feels like to be a vegatarian.
Jonathan
Anthony reacts to a innuendo made by the cameraman, and is held back by local enforcement officials.
Tony receives the traditional welcome to the ever-friendly "City of Our Lady, Queen of the Angels" (a.k.a. Los Angeles) by being tasered by local Law enforcement. Tony received the traditional "drive down the freeway while being shot at" shortly thereafter. Enamoured fans were overheard saying, "Wow - who knew he could run so fast!" and, "He's not a bad shot, overall."
Bourdain, when asked if he would care for another welcome, was seen stomping twice for "no."
-- Jennie/Tikka Masala
Anthony reacts to a innuendo made by the cameraman, and is held back by local enforcement officials.
-- sdsman
"Tony puts a smile on his face while thinking ohh what i do for my No Reservations fans as he is greeted by L.A.'s local law enforcement"
-Steph
Tony receives the traditional welcome to the ever-friendly "City of Our Lady, Queen of the Angels" (a.k.a. Los Angeles) by being tasered by local Law enforcement. Tony received the traditional "drive down the freeway while being shot at" shortly thereafter. Enamoured fans were overheard saying, "Wow - who knew he could run so fast!" and, "He's not a bad shot, overall."
Local law enforcement was quoted as saying, "We knew he was good and welcomed when he started acting like Goofy on crack."
Christmas comes early for Bourdain! Here we see Bourdain responding to the news that since he endured a tasering in L.A., his Frenemy, Michael Ruhlman, would be submitting to an unnecessary cavity search in Cleveland. Good times, gentlemen, good times!! --Jennie/Tikka Masala
Tony being returned from Mexico after a weekend with Dog the Bounty Hunter in a Mexican jail. - Happy Noodle Girl
Tony's undergoing a Taser training session in preparation for his upcoming trip to Baghdad, where he will sample Green Zome hummus and chew bullets a la Kalashnikov. -- carolineinflight
Tony being held up after riding with Lindsay Lohan in LA
Tony being held up after riding with Lindsay Lohan in LA
Too many margaritas during "Happy Hour".
Tony, upon arrival at LA County jail, being told by Bubba, "Yo' my bitch now!"
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Tony has just been told that after the Zimmer show he and Rachael Ray will be doing a Iron Chef episode and the "secret " ingredient is pork belly. Like the fatted lamb to the slaughter baby... - -Chris Mushall
Tony just found out that the Hawthorne PD will be serving him a meal made up of entirely Sandra Lee Semi-Ho recipes - turns out the Captain is a big Fandra. After regaining consciousness he refuses a meal for the first time ever and promptly takes a cold shower.
~boomdeay
~boomdeay
"Don't Taze Me, Bro!" ~laurier14
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| scribe3s | Photo Caption #1 | 0 | Jun 17 2008, 3:50 PM EDT by scribe3s | |
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Wearing his orthopedic shoes, Mr. Bourdain is arrested after an evening of imbibing in extensive plum wine drinking."
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| mbunker | Photo caption # 1 also | 0 | Mar 25 2008, 12:19 AM EDT by mbunker | |
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An honor to be a new member of your wonderful associated web page, Mr. Bourdain. Indeed this picture and dialog is most interesting, as the authority and scope of law enforcement worldwide remains constant and is constantly being upgraded. Tony's reaction to law enforcement is hilarious. :)
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| Silabag | photo caption #1 | 0 | Mar 17 2008, 12:35 PM EDT by Silabag | |
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Tasering is just stage one of the deprogramming procedures following the viewing of all of the "Fan-atic video" postings. Now off to stage two, waterboarding.
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| mahal17 | Suggestion | 2 | Mar 9 2008, 3:37 PM EDT by Polydemic | |
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Mr. Bourdain:
A plain suggestion.... What if in every place, country or nation you visit that you can cook food or a cuisine that will most describe that certain place?
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| m.boone27 | photo#1 caption | 0 | Mar 2 2008, 11:48 AM EST by m.boone27 | |
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Tony test-driving the Army's new secret defensive weapon, . .clown shoes. He's jellin' like a felon!
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